Obama says no to bacon, bans pork

[Benton]

(10-13-2015, 12:34 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: Bacon is highly erratic, price wise.
I've worked in a bacon plant for 26 years.
I've seen the price of bacon under $2 a pound to over $8 a pound.
I can see where an institution would want a more consistently priced product  and if the prisoners aren't that thrilled with it they might as well do away with it.
If anyone has any bacon questions feel free to lay em on me...lol

Is it true if you eat enough of it, you gain magical powers?
Oven or frying pan?
Is it true slabs of bacon are soaked in the tears of virgins to get that unique smell?