10-13-2015, 02:51 PM
(10-13-2015, 02:21 PM)Benton Wrote: We have a bacon manufacturer here (and country hams, city hams, etc). I met this girl once and she smelled like bacon. She had just gotten off work from the place. We started talking and I asked her out. When we went out, I was so disappointed, she smelled like vanilla or some other fruit chick smell. I was expecting her to smell like bacon. The night ended with me — alone — in the grocery aisle all misty eyed thinking of what could've been.
Hah !
Yeah, that smell is alluring at first, but trust me when I tell you it wears off fast.
If you work in the smokehouse, you almost HAVE to keep your hair buzzed off, as the smell never comes out of it.
I will admit though, that if certain girl-parts smelled like bacon....... mwuuuuuhahhahaha !!
