Obama says no to bacon, bans pork

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(10-13-2015, 02:21 PM)Benton Wrote: We have a bacon manufacturer here (and country hams, city hams, etc). I met this girl once and she smelled like bacon. She had just gotten off work from the place. We started talking and I asked her out. When we went out, I was so disappointed, she smelled like vanilla or some other fruit chick smell. I was expecting her to smell like bacon. The night ended with me — alone — in the grocery aisle all misty eyed thinking of what could've been.

I had a gf who worked at pizza hut and she'd come out of there smelling like delicious grease and I'd tell her she smelled like the most delicious, fatty thing on earth.  She wasn't entirely insulted.