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Obama says no to bacon, bans pork
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(10-13-2015, 02:21 PM)Benton Wrote: We have a bacon manufacturer here (and country hams, city hams, etc). I met this girl once and she smelled like bacon. She had just gotten off work from the place. We started talking and I asked her out. When we went out, I was so disappointed, she smelled like vanilla or some other fruit chick smell. I was expecting her to smell like bacon. The night ended with me — alone — in the grocery aisle all misty eyed thinking of what could've been.

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Feed the prisoners country hams.  Foulest things on the planet.  I'm convinced it's what they do with pigs they find dead and decaying.  
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RE: Obama says no to bacon, bans pork - michaelsean - 10-14-2015, 02:05 PM

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