2020 Presidential Election

[Benton]

(05-22-2020, 04:28 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote:


For conspicuous gallantry in the face of Mother Nature’s hail of withering raindrops, I’m proud to award the “Noble” Prize with second Bone Spur Cluster to Donald Trump. Your brave actions charging headlong into a stalled low pressure system over the mid-Atlantic states known for their torrential rainfall in the face of overwhelming precipitation armed only with an umbrella, a single aerosol can of Aquanet hairspray, and a God given look of steely determination, despite suffering from debilitating fake bone spurs while refusing medical aid on the tarmac and overcoming the pain of your injuries and at great personal risk to your spray tan you led a frontal assault up the gang plank to gain the high ground and reach the safety of Air Force One to save your perfectly coiffed hair from irreparable damage.  Your heroic actions reflects great credit upon yourself, the office of the Presidency, and the United States of America.

It could be the hair. I think he's more worried about his tan running off. Which is why I think he's so opposed to wearing a mask. 

Three decades of 'it's not a spray tan' would be undone with one attempt to act like a semi consistent leader.