Pick the next HC

[grampahol]

Me of course, but not because I have any experience at all coaching anything or because I've never really been a great success working with other people , but examine the facts.  The Brown family loves them some BSers and they love guys whose fathers were successful elsewhere. That's where I come in..my father was mildly successful in print advertising, mostly newspapers. Now I never really worked in print advertising other than for about 2 months for Rikes in Dayton as a gofer when I was about 19.. 
I'll be expecting the call from the Brown family any time now and to be named as the new HC of the 2021 Bungles..and trust me guys. I'll be more than happy to coach remotely from my garage here in South Carolina between working on other projects. I also have another foot up on the competition..my grandson's voice sounds just like Joe Borrow's voice so I can pay him to do voiceovers for Joe when he doesn't feel like it.. I could get him to say things like, "I wouldn't want to work for any other owner in all of football!" and "The Bengals board ..com fans are the most patient bunch of people anywhere and are willing to stay fans even if we never win another game under our great new head coach GRAMPAHOL!"