02-22-2021, 08:18 PM
(02-22-2021, 01:21 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I wonder how long we can go before owning guns is the measure by which we vote for republicans. I own 37 more assault rifles than my opponent, ego I'm the bigger conservative Jesus-loving patriot. Vote for me. He's a liberal commie satanist who is current eating an invisibleble baby.
Or maybe it could be based on which person carries the most guns at once. I have 7 concealed firearms and I have 4 assault rifles, three over my back and one in my arms right now that I'm holding ready to protect us. My opponent? Doesn't even look like he's here to stop a commie takeover. I think it's pretty clear who you should vote for.
That is precisely why before I announce my bid to run for Ohio Senator Rob Portman’s seat and throw my hat in the ring against the current candidates who are boasting about who rides trumps nuts the hardest I will have my arms legs and penis surgically removed and replaced with various firearms.
