02-23-2018, 01:49 PM
Just start pulling practical jokes on him. When he's sleeping on your couch one night, take a bag of flour and dump it all over him, then nut punch him and yell, "Gotcha!"
When he's in the shower, take another bag of flour and open up the shower curtain and throw the whole flour bag on him. Tap him on the nuts and yell, "Gotcha" again.
When he's reclining on in your favorite chair, go up behind him and tip him over backwards. Dump a bag of flour on him and tap him on the nutsack again and yell, "Gotcha".
When its your night to cook dinner for you guys, plant some really hot Ghost Peppers in his food. As he's eating it, hand him a glass of milk filled with ExLax to ease his pain.
This works every time building camaraderie between you guys. Plus, it'll make the time go faster while he's deciding on when to move out.
When he's in the shower, take another bag of flour and open up the shower curtain and throw the whole flour bag on him. Tap him on the nuts and yell, "Gotcha" again.
When he's reclining on in your favorite chair, go up behind him and tip him over backwards. Dump a bag of flour on him and tap him on the nutsack again and yell, "Gotcha".
When its your night to cook dinner for you guys, plant some really hot Ghost Peppers in his food. As he's eating it, hand him a glass of milk filled with ExLax to ease his pain.
This works every time building camaraderie between you guys. Plus, it'll make the time go faster while he's deciding on when to move out.
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Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
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