A statue for Marv at PBS?

[Hoofhearted]

Seen this on GoFundMe

I got a little chuckle out of it. My question is what would the statue look like?

Let's have some fun with this. What would a statue of Marv look like for you to donate to this cause?

One the size of a GI Joe.
One used to hold the hand towels in the restroom.
Statue of him clapping. The statue has a motion detector and yells "Do your job!" anytime someone walks by it.  

What are yours?