Join the Nick Vigil fan club!

[Beaker]

In light of all the hate and vitriol I have seen since the Bengals 3rd round selection, I have decided that Bengal fans simply don't realize what a cult hero we have in one Mr. Nick Vigil.



He is going to come in here and take the NFL by storm! He will rise to near mythical status among not only Bengal fans, but fans of other teams also. So here is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the movement by joining the Nick Vigil Fan Club.

We will proudly call ourselves "Vigilantes!" (get it?). Your membership dues of a mere $19.99 will get you:

1. An Official Nick Vigil Fan Club T-shirt. It will say "Proud Vigilante" on the front, and "Holding Vigil over the NFL" on the back.

2. An Official Nick Vigil Fan Club faux Nick Vigil rat tail hair extension you can proudly wear at both home and away games.

3. A VHS copy of the movie The Breakfast Club which Nick mentioned he liked to watch on his Twitter feed.

4. An Official Nick Vigil Fan Club "I am a Vigilante" framed certificate to proudly display in your home or office.

5. Your Official Nick Vigil Fan Club "Charter Member" membership card, laminated and numbered, to carry in your purse or wallet.

To join, simply send $19.99 in cash in untraceable bills to Beaker, and make a Chuck Norris Nick Vigil awesomeness statement in this thread. Your membership number on your card will correspond to your post number in this thread. Please, no other types of comments. This thread is reserved for Nick Vigil worship only! Since I am the founding member, and have post #1, I submit the following:

Nick Vigil and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.