Mike Brown Calling Out Coaching For Poor Start

[grampahol]

Job opening: A Washington Generals type who isn't afraid to toss every single player under the bus to keep the team as perpetual loss leader. Must have excellent giggling skills and able to deflect tough questions from the media to show who's really in charge! Has knowledge of how to squander talent at every level and get the most out of season ticket holders who hope against all odds that team can win despite you. 
I'm sure I'm leaving out plenty of requirements..