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(05-02-2019, 08:36 AM)GMDino Wrote:

Yesterday I saw a patient who wanted sleeping pills.  The patient already had a prescription for sleeping pills. I asked if they worked.

The patient answered, "I don't want to take them everyday."

FML

That's how pills work.  You have to take them.  If you don't, they won't work.  I can't write a prescription for a pill that will work if you refuse to take it.

Then the patient want to talk about an over the counter eye drop, " I can't take these with aspirin."


"Do you take aspirin?" I asked.

"No."

"Then what are we talking about?"

"I don't know."

FML x 2

The patient's chart list aspirin as an allergy.  The patient can't take anything with aspirin because they can't take aspirin period. 

FML x 3

So if you're ever in a lobby complaining about the wait time to seen because you're sick or injured; this is why.