Ever Had A Friend Overstay Their Welcome?

[HarleyDog]

(02-23-2018, 01:49 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Just start pulling practical jokes on him.   

Your not thinking. These are not wheel chair friendly practical jokes? Examples below:

Quote:When he's sleeping on your couch one night, take a bag of flour and dump it all over him, then nut punch him and yell, "Gotcha!"

Ok, Brad will pretty much already be a dick level if the guy is on the couch. Once he nut punches, the flour blowback is going to go right back in his face. Not to mention the reactionary leg kick that connects Brad in the chin like Chuck Norris just entered the living room? 

Quote:When he's in the shower, take another bag of flour and open up the shower curtain and throw the whole flour bag on him.  Tap him on the nuts and yell, "Gotcha" again. 

Ok, so now Brad is at dick level again (coincidence? I think not). So, water gets on the floor, Brad tries to quickly wheel himself away, Hydroplanes wildly out of control while covered in flour and water and face connects with the door knob. Now Brad has a crooked jaw and a broken nose. WTF?

Quote:When he's reclining on in your favorite chair, go up behind him and tip him over backwards.  Dump a bag of flour on him and tap him on the nutsack again and yell, "Gotcha".

 
Think about this for a moment. Go ahead, I'll give you a few seconds.
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 Okay, Okay okay. Brad is always in his favorite chair? This means his friend would be in his lap, reclined backwards. Now Brad is supposed to cover him in flour again and punch him in the nutsack? The fetal position reaction from the nut punch will ass punch Brad in the sack as well. Not to mention you have Brad covered in flour again?

Quote:When its your night to cook dinner for you guys, plant some really hot Ghost Peppers in his food.  As he's eating it, hand him a glass of milk filled with ExLax to ease his pain. 

Now this one might work. However, all you need to do Brad is after handing him the glass, throw marbles and flour on the floor. Do a burnout and shrapnel his nuts with marbles and flour as you speed off into the next room safe and sound. Just don't be surprised at the payback, which may or may not include tire flattening jacks spread about the floor.


Good Luck!