02-02-2020, 02:56 PM
Are you all ready for the critical information about the super bowl being the preeminent period where if you so much as blink during the game your eyeballs will fall out? You have the opportunity to watch the greatest athletes the world has ever seen, past, present and future? There's no such thing as too much hype of course and anyone not interested should be taken out and beaten severely daily and twice every Sunday?
And DON'T EVER question the integrity of the game or officials as it's literally impossible for corruption to occur for any reason whatsoever! Everyone KNOWS for absolute certainty that referees are the single most impartial people to ever wear a stitch of clothing or even drink water for that matter.
Now, I'm not saying I believe that anyone ever involved in football at any level has ever been not quite 100% and totally honest in ever aspect of the game or their lives, but they're as close to perfection as any humans have ever come. Right?
OK, so maybe I'm overdoing it just a tiny little bit here..
To be honest I really don't care who wins as much as I probably should, but I will say I utterly hate the San Fransisco 49ers and hope the Kansas City team wins, but that's only because of the past Bengals appearances in the super bowl.. I'm completely impartial*.
You DO believe that I'm completely impartial*, right?
Gee, can ya believe the most patriotic team EVER isn't playing in this game? It's...it's...it's...UNAMERICAN I tell ya!
And DON'T EVER question the integrity of the game or officials as it's literally impossible for corruption to occur for any reason whatsoever! Everyone KNOWS for absolute certainty that referees are the single most impartial people to ever wear a stitch of clothing or even drink water for that matter.
Now, I'm not saying I believe that anyone ever involved in football at any level has ever been not quite 100% and totally honest in ever aspect of the game or their lives, but they're as close to perfection as any humans have ever come. Right?
OK, so maybe I'm overdoing it just a tiny little bit here..
To be honest I really don't care who wins as much as I probably should, but I will say I utterly hate the San Fransisco 49ers and hope the Kansas City team wins, but that's only because of the past Bengals appearances in the super bowl.. I'm completely impartial*.
You DO believe that I'm completely impartial*, right?
Gee, can ya believe the most patriotic team EVER isn't playing in this game? It's...it's...it's...UNAMERICAN I tell ya!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
