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(03-18-2021, 10:54 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote:  

Did he complain about them charging for extra sauces now too?

I've always pictures my Mike Brown as the type of guy who has a draw full condiments and sauces.  There's Arby's sauce in there from the 90's.  Reiff probably asked for an extra BBQ for his nuggets and Mike started complaining that he's gotta pay for extras now.

"In my day I could choose to get a ranch and bbq for variety.  Hell, I could chose 10 of each if I wanted!  Now they try to get you pay .30 a piece for more.  I say hogwash.  Malarkey, I tell ya!"

C'mon, man, Mikey is too savvy to fall for that sauce BS.  He asks for extra sauce after he's already paid because he knows the schlubb working the register DGAF will just give it to him instead of holding up the drive through and going through the hassle of ringing him up for an extra sauce.