*Week 2: Bengals @ Steelers Prediction Thread *

[PlayerFormerlyKnownAsMousecop]

Bengals: 375
Steelers: -2

After the game, the NFL contemplates a rule that would fuse the Steelers and Browns organizations, while returning the original Browns (Ravens) back to Cleveland. The AFCN thus becomes a division with 3 teams. The Bengals, who are awesome, a throwback version of the Browns who have absorbed all of the success of the Ratbird franchise and become a team we can appreciate, and the Mega Shit-Stained Rapist People: A team with no home stadium that travels around the country to play other teams as if a nomad team. All players on the team are forced to register on the sex offender list, and most teams refuse to play against the Mega Shit-Stained Rapist People, as the team somehow manages to collectively smell like shit throughout whatever city they are in.

Countless bandwagon Steelers fans across the globe wallow in despair, as the once great "Terrible Towel" now becomes a notorious symbol for the Mega Shit-Stained Rapist People and their affinity for pee-colored things. Ben Roethlisberger then admits to countless rapes and drugging of college-aged women as many more young women come forth as well. As punishment, Roethlisberger is forced to quarterback this new team until he dies of a shriveled penis at the age of 68 (1 year before his favorite number of 69). The Mega Shit-Stained Rapist People never win a game, and are forced to sleep on the streets with the homeless before and after games. Memory of the once great Pittsburgh Steelers fades, as people realize that there was nothing great about a pee-colored team that glorified a rapist in the first place. The human race then works tirelessly to erase all collective consciousness of this horrible error in human ways so nothing like the Pittsburgh Steelers ever happens to mankind again. The Avengers are given the task of beating the shit out of anyone who says that they wish to see the Steelers return one day, and the Bengals never lose another game.