Monday Night Massacre

[Benton]

(02-03-2017, 09:30 AM)Griever Wrote: this was a more real massacre than the bowling green massacre

lets not make light of that. I was there that freezing August afternoon when bowling green was attacked by millions of refugees from Somewhereistan. It was horrible. Horrible.

personally, I got a bronze star for getting injured while saving president Obama after the White House South (the southern branch of the Whitw House here in Kentucky) was overrun. Turns out the terrorists were trying to capture the nazi gold hidden here at fort Knox in bowling green. Their plan wasn't to steal it, but to irradiate it with a dirty bomb. The head of the terrorist cell, Ahmed Goldfinger, captured me and tried to chop my junk off with the Jihad Laser. I escaped, disarmed the bomb and saved bowling green / the POTUS / the us gold supply.

of course that bum didn't give me the bronze star when I got injured, I had to get it posthumously from trump, which is why I voted for him.