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Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive
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This is Jungle Noise, how come we don't have a thread on this? 
  • Every other NFL team probably has a thread about how they wished they had our QB based on looks alone.
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I thirst for a Super Bowl, not Joe Burrow.
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Makes sense.

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(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

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I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.
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(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

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(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Too bad Neil O Donnell didn't lead us there because he was by far the ugliest QB I can remember
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Jeff Rowe was sexier:

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(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

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I officially don't give a ****.....just win baby.

"Better send those refunds..."

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You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

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(10-13-2024, 04:40 PM)grampahol Wrote: You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  

Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.

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Also surprised that Burrow beat Jalen Hurts and Jimmy G. Still can't help but think of Macaulay Culkin when I see Burrow.

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(10-13-2024, 06:04 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.

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Yes, but Andy has other (ahem) attributes.

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(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!
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(10-13-2024, 06:35 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!

Gotta be able to actually make a postseason run before you can win a Super Bowl.
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Sexiest WR in the NFL:
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We’re the wrong people to be answering this. The vote that counts would be one Olivia Holzmacher.
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#18
This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.
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(10-13-2024, 07:28 PM)Whacked Wrote: This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.

Too late, you read it. It's entered your eyes and legged into your brain now.

Now you have to answer: MFK... Palmer, Dalton, Burrow.   Ninja Hilarious
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(10-13-2024, 07:16 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Sexiest WR in the NFL:
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