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(05-06-2025, 03:00 PM)pally Wrote: I guess Joe is still recovering from the Met Gala
Good stuff. Thanks Pally. 
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(05-06-2025, 03:00 PM)pally Wrote: I guess Joe is still recovering from the Met Gala
I know he is a great player and leader but come on Joe.
You had to go to that dooshy event and that’s why you missed the voluntary practice? (Yes I know what voluntary means - but he’s also the QB and highest paid player in team history)
No big deal and the team probably knew but still a weak-ass excuse.
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(05-06-2025, 03:00 PM)pally Wrote: I guess Joe is still recovering from the Met Gala
Do we know who was at LG? Volson I presume? And if Ford was at guard or tackle?
Guesses: 1s: OBJ, Volson, Karras, Patrick, Mims
2s: Ford, Fairchild, Lee, Rivers, Cochran?
I guess Kirkland or Stueber could be in there.
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(05-06-2025, 08:30 PM)Isaac Curtis: The Real #85 Wrote: Do we know who was at LG? Volson I presume? And if Ford was at guard or tackle?
Guesses: 1s: OBJ, Volson, Karras, Patrick, Mims
2s: Ford, Fairchild, Lee, Rivers, Cochran?
I guess Kirkland or Stueber could be in there.
Rookies wouldn't be there for these sessions.
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Atta boy Joe. Got yourself and your boys paid now showing the rest of these scrubs what really matters….getting yours and then mucking it up with the jet set. I for one am with Joe, not like this team hasn’t won a game in September since the turn of the century
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(05-06-2025, 08:27 PM)Clark W Griswold Wrote: I know he is a great player and leader but come on Joe.
You had to go to that dooshy event and that’s why you missed the voluntary practice? (Yes I know what voluntary means - but he’s also the QB and highest paid player in team history)
No big deal and the team probably knew but still a weak-ass excuse.
It's most likely part of an endorsement deal that he show up at events like that.
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(Yesterday, 08:19 AM)Sled21 Wrote: It's most likely part of an endorsement deal that he show up at events like that.
He's kinda a celebrity. It's the price you pay for having the best QB in the league.
Fun fact... I skipped work and went to the Met yesterday myself. I had no idea Burrow was there the night before though.
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(05-06-2025, 11:42 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Rookies wouldn't be there for these sessions.
Aah. I forgot. Thank you.
New guess: OBJ, Volson, Karras, Patrick, Mims
2nd team: Cochran, Kirkland, Lee, Stueber, Ford.
3rd Team: Coker (OT), Manning (G).
Fairchild, Rivers, McLaughlin, & Etienne incoming as rookies.
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Evan McPherson said that his injury last season was a torn adductor magnus muscle which is the large muscle in your inner thigh. Its an essential one for kickers. He said it popped in the 2nd QTR of the Steelers game. He said it is 100% and he has made changes to his conditioning routine to prevent the injury in the future
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all caught up on his sleep after the Met Gala
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(Yesterday, 08:19 AM)Sled21 Wrote: It's most likely part of an endorsement deal that he show up at events like that.
Or that him and his new girl friend Victoria Secret supermodel Olivio Ponton are a budding super couple is more likely.
Romo “ so impressed with Zac ...1 of the best in the NFL… they are just fundamentally sound. Taylor the best winning % in the Playoffs of current coaches. Joe Burrow” Zac is the best head coach in the NFL & that gives me a lot of confidence." Taylor led the Bengals to their first playoff win since 1990, ending the longest active drought in the four major North American sports, en and appeared in Super Bowl LVI, the first since 1988.
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(Yesterday, 01:08 PM)Soonerpeace Wrote: Or that him and his new girl friend Victoria Secret supermodel Olivio Ponton are a budding super couple is more likely.
Is he still with her? I've never seen pics of them together. We saw a lot of photos of him and Holzmacher when they were together.
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(Yesterday, 01:08 PM)Soonerpeace Wrote: Or that him and his new girl friend Victoria Secret supermodel Olivio Ponton are a budding super couple is more likely.
or maybe the fact that flights from all the NYC airports have been cancelled right and left due to air traffic and weather issues.
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(Yesterday, 01:10 PM)Sled21 Wrote: Is he still with her? I've never seen pics of them together. We saw a lot of photos of him and Holzmacher when they were together.
they were photographed together at the Miami Grand Prix over the weekend and both attended the gala though they did not walk in together
However, neither publically acknowledges a relationship
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(Yesterday, 12:51 AM)CottonHill Wrote: Atta boy Joe. Got yourself and your boys paid now showing the rest of these scrubs what really matters….getting yours and then mucking it up with the jet set. I for one am with Joe, not like this team hasn’t won a game in September since the turn of the century
The Bengals won/loss record for September, since 2000 is 37-44-1. The most recent win in September happened last year. But, yeah, I'm sure that Joe missing 1 voluntary practice will be the reason we will lose all 17 games this year. 
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(Yesterday, 01:29 PM)pally Wrote: they were photographed together at the Miami Grand Prix over the weekend and both attended the gala though they did not walk in together
However, neither publically acknowledges a relationship
Good. We don't need no Samson & Delilah narratives...
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(Yesterday, 01:29 PM)pally Wrote: they were photographed together at the Miami Grand Prix over the weekend and both attended the gala though they did not walk in together
However, neither publically acknowledges a relationship
Was this before or after Piastri did the Griddy after winning?
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Happy Joe is back. Not blaming him for going to those things, no big deal to me. He will be ready, just need to start faster this year.
Hopefully he is healthy leading into this season and Zac and the new coaches have the rest of the team ready to go in winning and pick up
where we left off last season on the win streak.
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(Yesterday, 02:09 PM)3wt Wrote: Good. We don't need no Samson & Delilah narratives...
The Natural says, "Hi" 
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(Yesterday, 03:02 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Happy Joe is back. Not blaming him for going to those things, no big deal to me. He will be ready, just need to start faster this year.
Hopefully he is healthy leading into this season and Zac and the new coaches have the rest of the team ready to go in winning and pick up
where we left off last season on the win streak.
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