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I was laughing at the playcall, but then when they grabbed Dalton like an annoying drunk the hot barmaid told some drunk guys to "get him outta here" and they mobbed him, lifted him, and tossed him out the door, I was in a full on crazy-laugh.

(10-06-2019, 11:41 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I was laughing at the playcall, but then when they grabbed Dalton like an annoying drunk the hot barmaid told some drunk guys to "get him outta here" and they mobbed him, lifted him, and tossed him out the door, I was in a full on crazy-laugh.

My reaction was the opposite of yours: Seething anger. I understand your laughter but please try to understand my anger. Every play since 2015 where Andy Dalton gets blown up makes me more upset. He’s a sitting duck and he must be the toughest man alive because any other quarterback would have been carried off the field after four years of getting hit.

(10-07-2019, 12:00 AM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: My reaction was the opposite of yours: Seething anger.  I understand your laughter but please try to understand my anger.  Every play since 2015 where Andy Dalton gets blown up makes me more upset.  He’s a sitting duck and he must be the toughest man alive because any other quarterback would have been carried off the field after four years of getting hit.

Bullshit. Also, while we're here, you mentioned that Andy was light years ahead of Brissett earlier?

Are you watching the game on right now? The Colts wouldn't take Dalton over Brissett if you asked nicely and gave them some money too. 

(10-07-2019, 12:00 AM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: My reaction was the opposite of yours: Seething anger.  I understand your laughter but please try to understand my anger.  Every play since 2015 where Andy Dalton gets blown up makes me more upset.  He’s a sitting duck and he must be the toughest man alive because any other quarterback would have been carried off the field after four years of getting hit.

I assure you my  laughter was that of a shattered madman, not that of genuine mirth.  Any QB who signs an extension for the Mike Brown Bengals is just asking for it.

(10-07-2019, 12:07 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Bullshit. Also, while we're here, you mentioned that Andy was light years ahead of Brissett earlier?

Are you watching the game on right now? The Colts wouldn't take Dalton over Brissett if you asked nicely and gave them some money too. 

I said years ago that Dalton could demand a trade and end up playing for the Texans who were making the playoffs regularly with bum QBs.  But he took a team-friendly deal to stay here and Mike Brown rewarded his loyalty by letting him get ground into the turf.  So it goes.

Side note, my cousin and I were talking about the Bengals/Steelers game and he said he saw Dalton get sacked like the 100th time and it looked like the linemen were just standing around doing nothing and Dalton screamed something and they went and helped him up.  That sort of reminds me of like, some sort of cartoon villain failing and screaming for his bumbling henchmen to pick him up.


HELP ME UP, YOU CRETINS!

Duhhhh sorry bosss!

(10-07-2019, 12:09 AM)Nately120 Wrote: I said years ago that Dalton could demand a trade and end up playing for the Texans who were making the playoffs regularly with bum QBs.  But he took a team-friendly deal to stay here and Mike Brown rewarded his loyalty by letting him get ground into the turf.  So it goes.

Since 2015 the most sacked QBs are, in order:
                      Sacks         GS        Spg        Rating        TDs     Ints
1. Russell Wilson 193         69         2.8          103.2       137      37
2. Matthew Stafford 175     68         2.6           95.4       115      46
3. Aaron Rodgers 160         59         2.7           98.0       118      24
4. Marcus Mariota 147        59         2.5           90.5         76      42
5. Matt Ryan 143               68          2.1         100.6       122      48
6. Andy Dalton 140            60          2.3           92.1         94      42
7. Blake Bortles 140           60          2.3           83.1         92      58
8. Cam Newton 139            62         2.2           86.7        100     54
9. Kirk Cousins 138             68         2.0           97.7        114     48
10. Philip Rivers 137           68         2.0           96.0         129     58

Russell Wilson laughs at Dalton's sack numbers. Stafford, Rodgers and Mariota too. All of them but Mariota laugh at his output as well. 

(10-07-2019, 12:58 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Since 2015 the most sacked QBs are, in order:
                      Sacks         GS        Spg        Rating        TDs     Ints
1. Russell Wilson 193         69         2.8          103.2       137      37
2. Matthew Stafford 175     68         2.6           95.4       115      46
3. Aaron Rodgers 160         59         2.7           98.0       118      24
4. Marcus Mariota 147        59         2.5           90.5         76      42
5. Matt Ryan 143               68          2.1         100.6       122      48
6. Andy Dalton 140            60          2.3           92.1         94      42
7. Blake Bortles 140           60          2.3           83.1         92      58
8. Cam Newton 139            62         2.2           86.7        100     54
9. Kirk Cousins 138             68         2.0           97.7        114     48
10. Philip Rivers 137           68         2.0           96.0         129     58

Russell Wilson laughs at Dalton's sack numbers. Stafford, Rodgers and Mariota too. All of them but Mariota laugh at his output as well. 

Don’t worry if the OL plays even halfway decent the homers will just shift the blame onto Taylor.

It’s NEVER Andy Dalton’s fault!

I even heard that one of the Bengals OL farted on the missed throw to Eifert in the EZ. Startled Dalton otherwise he would have threaded it in there!

(10-07-2019, 01:32 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Don’t worry if the OL plays even halfway decent the homers will just shift the blame onto Taylor.

It’s NEVER Andy Dalton’s fault!

Never!! Not poor, innocent Andy!

(10-07-2019, 01:34 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: I even heard that one of the Bengals OL farted on the missed throw to Eifert in the EZ. Startled Dalton otherwise he would have threaded it in there!

Probably Hopkins. How can you throw a TD pass with fart all over your hands?!