(01-03-2021, 09:26 PM)grampahol Wrote: Zac never had a mom even when he was hatched. He's the result of a failed experiment deep under Paul Brown Stadium in the R&D division.

No way.  They can't even hire a full scouting department here.

(12-31-2020, 09:39 PM)J24 Wrote: Being 4-10-1

Updated 4-11-1

Getting bike chain grease on your pants
White Castle shits
My puppy biting through all my electric cords

(01-03-2021, 09:36 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: No way.  They can't even hire a full scouting department here.

Where do you think the scouting department budget went? We could have had scouts, but we got WonderCoach Zac instead!

Making Mike Brown remain bullish.

increased apathy for NFL football in Cincy.

The fact some fans have low standards and are somehow satisfied with giving him another year.

The Germans bombing Pearl Harbor!

(01-04-2021, 05:41 PM)OUatown Wrote: The fact some fans have low standards and are somehow satisfied with giving him another year.

& they post about it here in a bullish manner.

He has a little tiny mouth for how large his body and head are. Saliva accumulates in the bottom corners of his mouth when he speaks. It reminds me of a tapeworm or something. 

Zac Taylor f*cked a Cardinal and created a whole new type of AIDS.

(01-06-2021, 07:02 AM)Older Than You Too Wrote: Zac Taylor f*cked a Cardinal and created a whole new type of AIDS.

Wait...the bird or the Catholic?

(01-06-2021, 12:59 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Wait...the bird or the Catholic?

No, a Freshman from Stanford.

this thread

Losing a contact lens
Button-fly jeans
Hard water stains

Helen Keller losing her sight and hearing. 

The Red Ring of Death on Xbox 360s.

Wooden nickels

Gingivitis

Fool's gold  

Erectile Dysfunction

(01-03-2021, 10:57 PM)J24 Wrote: Updated 4-11-1

Well was the 11th loss at least close?

(01-10-2021, 07:55 PM)jason Wrote: Well was the 11th loss at least close?

Close to setting an NFL record for rushing yards given up...