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Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be. ![ThumbsUp ThumbsUp](http://i.imgur.com/6u74Wyv.gif)
If by "offensive", you mean bad...
If by "defensive", you mean having to explain all the penalties...
If by "MVP", you mean Most Volatile Primadonna...
then, yes.
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Yeah Mayfield has really lit it up so far. But really I think you just get bored from time to time.
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Maybe if you played the Jets every week for the rest of the year. But still highly unlikely.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/emb/t1827.gif)
Stop it. You cannot deny that his play is offensive.
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It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/emb/t1827.gif)
A poor man's Andy Dalton....
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(09-19-2019, 12:17 AM)BengalRed Wrote: Next five games:
vs. Rams
@ Ravens
@49ers
vs. Seahawks
@ Patriots
ouch
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(09-19-2019, 09:17 AM)jason Wrote: A poor man's Andy Dalton....
His hair isn't red. Brandon Weeden might be a better choice.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be. ![ThumbsUp ThumbsUp](http://i.imgur.com/6u74Wyv.gif)
You talk to a lot of walls dont you.
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(09-19-2019, 09:16 AM)jason Wrote: It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.
Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan.
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(09-24-2019, 12:28 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan.
THIS time was gonna be different... It was cute watching them lose their minds all spring and summer though.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/emb/t1827.gif)
Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:
Baker is currently:
20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating
Not looking good, is it?
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Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
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(09-24-2019, 02:00 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
How dare you sully the greatest song ever crafted, by applying it to the swill that is the Browns!!!!!!
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(09-24-2019, 01:01 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:
Baker is currently:
20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating
Not looking good, is it?
Miss Phyllis, you forgot one stat. Baker 1-2 , Carrot top 0-3
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