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Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP

So it is written, so it shall be.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP

So it is written, so it shall be.
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Doubtful, but by all means do whatever your delusions tell you..
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP

So it is written, so it shall be.
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If by "offensive", you mean bad...
If by "defensive", you mean having to explain all the penalties...
If by "MVP", you mean Most Volatile Primadonna...

then, yes. 





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Yeah Mayfield has really lit it up so far. But really I think you just get bored from time to time.
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Maybe if you played the Jets every week for the rest of the year. But still highly unlikely.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year

Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating


Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. Rolleyes
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating


Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. Rolleyes

Stop it. You cannot deny that his play is offensive. 





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Next five games:

vs. Rams

@ Ravens

@49ers

vs. Seahawks

@ Patriots
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It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.

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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating


Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. Rolleyes

A poor man's Andy Dalton....
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.

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(09-19-2019, 12:17 AM)BengalRed Wrote: Next five games:

vs. Rams

@ Ravens

@49ers

vs. Seahawks

@ Patriots

ouch





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(09-19-2019, 09:17 AM)jason Wrote: A poor man's Andy Dalton....

His hair isn't red. Brandon Weeden might be a better choice.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP

So it is written, so it shall be.
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You talk to a lot of walls dont you.
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(09-19-2019, 09:16 AM)jason Wrote: It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.

Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan. 





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(09-24-2019, 12:28 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan. 

THIS time was gonna be different... It was cute watching them lose their minds all spring and summer though.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating


Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year. Rolleyes

Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:

Baker is currently:

20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating

Not looking good, is it?
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Meet the new boss.


Same as the old boss. 





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(09-24-2019, 02:00 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Meet the new boss.


Same as the old boss. 

How dare you sully the greatest song ever crafted, by applying it to the swill that is the Browns!!!!!!
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(09-24-2019, 01:01 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:

Baker is currently:

20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating

Not looking good, is it?
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