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Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be.
If by "offensive", you mean bad...
If by "defensive", you mean having to explain all the penalties...
If by "MVP", you mean Most Volatile Primadonna...
then, yes.
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Yeah Mayfield has really lit it up so far. But really I think you just get bored from time to time.
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Maybe if you played the Jets every week for the rest of the year. But still highly unlikely.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.
Stop it. You cannot deny that his play is offensive.
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It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.
A poor man's Andy Dalton....
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(09-19-2019, 12:17 AM)BengalRed Wrote: Next five games:
vs. Rams
@ Ravens
@49ers
vs. Seahawks
@ Patriots
ouch
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(09-19-2019, 09:17 AM)jason Wrote: A poor man's Andy Dalton....
His hair isn't red. Brandon Weeden might be a better choice.
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(09-17-2019, 05:36 PM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Baker = offensive player of the year
Garrett = defensive player of the year
Beckham = MVP
So it is written, so it shall be.
You talk to a lot of walls dont you.
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(09-19-2019, 09:16 AM)jason Wrote: It probably sucks when you've worked yourself I to a tizzy since March, and then see that your team is mediocre on a good day.
Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan.
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(09-24-2019, 12:28 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Nah, that's just par for the course in being a Browns fan.
THIS time was gonna be different... It was cute watching them lose their minds all spring and summer though.
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(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating
Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.
Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:
Baker is currently:
20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating
Not looking good, is it?
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Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
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(09-24-2019, 02:00 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
How dare you sully the greatest song ever crafted, by applying it to the swill that is the Browns!!!!!!
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(09-24-2019, 01:01 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:
Baker is currently:
20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating
Not looking good, is it?
Miss Phyllis, you forgot one stat. Baker 1-2 , Carrot top 0-3
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