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My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
And that's when the fight started....
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
If they're taking a tour of campus in mid-July I'm pretty sure they are high school chicks looking at colleges for fall 2016.
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& that's the last thing I remember.
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
Yep, it sure is strange, how girls that a guy wouldn't give a second glance to at 20, suddenly look spectacular at 45..
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
I support your American right to check out college chicks. However, I also support your right to bear arms and scare the shit out of those young punks eyeing your daughter. 
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I'm uncomfortable with this whole thread.
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: Then it dawned on me...
Why your walking around with mirrors on the top of your feet! 
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(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
Thank god I have a son. 
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Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?
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(07-21-2015, 10:37 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?
Love the sturdy wings picture!!! Funny movie i have it on dvd.. 
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