Coaching props and rants!

[BengalsRocker]

(01-02-2021, 02:27 AM)BengalChris Wrote: I don't understand why this thread even exists, let alone why it's a sticky a thread.

Making up stupid things have nothing to do with Taylor to take the attention away from the complete suck ass job he's done, that is 100% his fault seems like an attempt to imply that he's not some how responsible for his own record.

Taylor is 100% at fault for his record. It's a dismal record. It's one that is bad enough that he should be somewhere else next season. Possibly he might be useful in Siberia as a high school coach, but he doesn't belong in Cinci!

It's merely pure entertainment.

Don't worry there will be a zillion threads about how much Zac sucks ass.

Are there a few on here that think he's competent and wrongfully piled on?

Sure.

You have about as much influence on changing their minds as keeping Mike Brown from napping during games.

[SladeX]

I'm bitterly opposed to Zac being retained.
Just a fun thread...

[*bfine32*]

Jaden Smith

[BengalsRocker]

(01-01-2021, 08:54 PM)samhain Wrote: I'm pretty sure he built a time machine and inpregnanted Paul Brown's wife with Mikey in order to set this scenario into motion.

Mike Brown's been getting the heat, but Zac is the Palpatine to Mike's Vader.  

All had been revealed.

That Zac boy can't build shit.

[BengalsRocker]

(01-02-2021, 01:26 AM)SladeX Wrote: Zac Taylor is Jar Jar Binks

(01-02-2021, 08:40 AM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: Mee-sa building something!

[Browns Town Bengal]

Acid rain

The salted fields of carthage

The failure of the arch deluxe

[MileHighGrowler]

(01-02-2021, 03:15 PM)SladeX Wrote: I'm bitterly opposed to Zac being retained.
Just a fun thread...

^This.


Back to topic...

The hot water heater dying when you're jumping in to get ready for work
The bottom of the garbage bag dropping open on the kitchen floor
The next morning burn from last night's hot sauce

[BengalsRocker]

Man buns

Crocs

Low tire pressure

Cop Rock

[fredtoast]

Skip Bayless

Peroni Disease

Yoga pants on fat chicks.

[chopperbobby]

My ulcers
My drinking problem mostly on Sunday’s Sept to Dec about 11:00am
My eating disorder same time frame from above.
Looking forward to next year starting beginning of Oct.
We do get high 1st round draft picks.
We have a good plain and sticking to it come hell or high water.
Players that don’t quit.

[*bfine32*]

(01-02-2021, 10:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Skip Bayless

Peroni Disease

Yoga pants on fat chicks.

Men with Peroni Disease wearing yoga pants

[fredtoast]

(01-03-2021, 01:22 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Men with Peroni Disease wearing yoga pants

REP

[*Awful Llama*]

1) Slow internet speed

2) That kid at the game/concert/movie or on the flight that kicks the back of your seat

3) Mosquitos

[t3r3e3]

1- Joe Burrow getting his knee mangled

2- Jim Turner getting another NFL job

3- The Bengals offense being a bottom third unit.

4- Winning one road game in two years

5- People believing Donald Trump is anything but a conman and a huckster...

[Shake n Blake]

1. Gen Y not respecting their elders.
2. Click bait topics taking over sports media.
3. People who think Lebron is actually better than MJ.
4. The Nintendo Switch not having a messaging system.

[BengalsRocker]

Water in Flint

My stubbed toe

Freezer burn

Caddyshack 2

[reuben.ahmed]

(12-31-2020, 09:39 PM)J24 Wrote: Being 4-10-1

Head coaching record
Regular season:
6–25–1 (.203)

[*Synric*]

Raven's rushers wearing out several pairs of cleats...

[masterpanthera_t]

Us having this conversation.

[grampahol]

(01-01-2021, 07:10 PM)JSR18 Wrote: Don't get me started on Zac's mom...

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Zac never had a mom even when he was hatched. He's the result of a failed experiment deep under Paul Brown Stadium in the R&D division.