Mike Brown is so cheap.......

[Lawless_1]

......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!


Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.

Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).

Go!

[GreenCornBengal]

Mike Brown is so old, I told him to act his own age and he died.

[Yojimbo]

Yay! The Match Game!

he pays his employees in ______.

[orangeandblackblood]

... he can't afford to pay attention.

[StoneTheCrow]

...he un-plys two ply.

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

.....his ass squeaks when he walks.....

[FuZZ]

Mike Brown is so cheap he's going to make the fans sit on the floor in the club next season so he can give the Lumina a tune up. 

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[Lqhybrid25]

Mike Brown so cheap he makes his daughter pay for employee parking

[GodFather]

Mike Brown is so cheap that he once told Dan Rooney it was too expensive to own a Super Bowl team. Wait we're supposed to be making jokes?!!?

[wolfkaosaun]

Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.

I'm bad at jokes

[XenoMorph]

(06-05-2015, 04:40 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.

I'm bad at jokes

Mike brown is so cheap... He paid himself less than his kicker...

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

Mike Brown is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it.

[OSUfan]

(06-05-2015, 01:47 AM)Lawless_1 Wrote: ......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!


Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.

Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).

Go!

The season cannot start soon enough.

[Lawless_1]

(06-05-2015, 05:04 PM)OSUfan Wrote: The season cannot start soon enough.

And the reds are not helping..... 

[Rotobeast]

It was mean of someone to do, but I laughed my butt off to the old Wikipedia entry where it stated "The electricity in PBS is generated by Paul Brown spinning in his grave.".

[BengalsRocker]

...  his tightie whities are also his swim trunks...  after wearing them inside out.

...  he only allows game film to be recorded on a single VHS tape to be reused over and over again.

...  he puts the Lumina in neutral and coasts going down hills.

[*Awful Llama*]

Mike Brown is so cheap, he wrestles squirrels for nuts. 

[mallorian69]

Mike Brown is so tight if you put a lump of coal up his butt in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.