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......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!
Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.
Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).
Go!
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Mike Brown is so old, I told him to act his own age and he died.
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Yay! The Match Game!
he pays his employees in ______.
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... he can't afford to pay attention.
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.....his ass squeaks when he walks.....
"Better send those refunds..."
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Mike Brown so cheap he makes his daughter pay for employee parking
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Mike Brown is so cheap that he once told Dan Rooney it was too expensive to own a Super Bowl team. Wait we're supposed to be making jokes?!!?
"If the most important thing is the financials' and the second most important thing is winning, then you don't have a chance. It's so important for ownership to do what it takes to win"
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Mike Brown is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it.
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... his tightie whities are also his swim trunks... after wearing them inside out.
... he only allows game film to be recorded on a single VHS tape to be reused over and over again.
... he puts the Lumina in neutral and coasts going down hills.
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Mike Brown is so cheap, he wrestles squirrels for nuts.
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Mike Brown is so tight if you put a lump of coal up his butt in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.
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