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#21
08-18-2016, 08:43 AM
Should have just called your backyard Fred's Meadow. Let it go for a few years, and it would probably look pretty cool.
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08-18-2016, 09:11 AM
(08-16-2016, 05:10 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: A buddy who grew up on a farm told me that they're escape artists.

Ever thought of a career as a "straight man" in a comedy team? That right there is a great set up.
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#23
08-18-2016, 09:13 AM
(08-17-2016, 02:22 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: I know someone who is diabetic and one day she went out in the morning to feed the goats. Well, she was sick, is a diabetic and just trying to do too much and passed out in the barn. When she woke up, her pants were gone except for a small piece she saw one of the goats eating. THE GOATS ATE HER PANTS!

Moral of the story...don't pass out or fall to sleep in a barn that houses goats.

Payback for centuries of maltreatment of farm animals at the hands of "lonely" farmers.
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#24
08-19-2016, 07:02 PM
(08-18-2016, 12:24 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Goats are too short for this to work.

Not if you wear the right boots:

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08-19-2016, 09:08 PM
(08-19-2016, 07:02 PM)Beaker Wrote: Not if you wear the right boots:

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I'm just proud that he admitted to trying.
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