Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos

[Benton]

(01-13-2016, 02:03 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I think the question that begs to be answered is how/why are these guys getting mail.

I know that I am considered to have "excused" their activities because I'm not ready to label them as terrorists, but they are there illegally; who is authorizing mail/ resupply drops?

Joey Porter. He shows up all sorts of places he isn't supposed to be.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

People should send them poop.

http://www.poopsenders.com

[Belsnickel]

(01-14-2016, 03:39 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: People should send them poop.

http://www.poopsenders.com

Holy crap, glitter grenades! http://theglittergrenade.com/

[Bengalzona]

(01-14-2016, 12:04 PM)fredtoast Wrote: It wasn't that funny until they posted a video crying about it.

First rule I learned in school about people making fun of you.  If you just ignore it people will stop.  If you show that it gets to you then it will just get worse.

The fact that these guys are so upset over getting dildos is hilarious.

That was my point. In fact, I think they like receiving the dildos despite their protestations.

The real problem here might be that people are sending them cheap, petite-sized dildos. These are grown men (physically at least). They're gonna need something larger to truly hit the spot. And maybe a little massage action to get in there and rub the prostate in the right way.

C'mon people. Don't be so dam cheap! Especially you, Vlad. I know you probably have some real nice models right there in your closet. Share the joy, bro. Share the joy!

[Bengalzona]

Of course, they wouldn't need the dildos if they didn't have such tiny manhoods to begin with.

[fredtoast]

Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.

That is why they are so upset.

[Vas Deferens]

(01-14-2016, 05:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.

That is why they are so upset.

SOLOVED:

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Max Temkin‏@MaxTemkin

I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia

Hopefully StVlady will tell me if this is funny soon.

[GMDino]

(01-14-2016, 05:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.

That is why they are so upset.

Head this on the radio this morning:

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728

[Au165]

(01-14-2016, 05:28 PM)GMDino Wrote: Head this on the radio this morning:

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728

That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.

[Vas Deferens]

(01-14-2016, 05:33 PM)Au165 Wrote: That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.

Came up as FREE SHIPPING for me.  Must have expedited it.  Their asses do seem like they're getting chafed.  

[Belsnickel]

(01-14-2016, 05:33 PM)Au165 Wrote: That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.

Amazon Prime, mother *****!

[fredtoast]

Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?

[GMDino]

(01-14-2016, 06:14 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?

Someone is or they wouldn't offer it...would they?  

[*Nately120*]

(01-14-2016, 02:30 AM)Vlad Wrote: I'm not at all surprised that you would think that way.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the dildo I have running. Don't worry, I'll save you some of the battery life this time!

[StLucieBengal]

(01-14-2016, 06:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the dildo I have running.  Don't worry, I'll save you some of the battery life this time!

They are sending battery operated?

I assumed it was all that gel like stuff. Like on the car in Idiocracy.

[RoyleRedlegs]

(01-14-2016, 06:26 PM)GMDino Wrote: Someone is or they wouldn't offer it...would they?  

Probably popular in the gangbang porn industry 

[jfkbengals]

Did you send them the proper pump for the drum?

If they can't get the stuff out, their gonna be PISSED!

[CageTheBengal]

I laughed my ass off when I heard about it. Then I chuckled about it out loud twice today just thinking about it. The fact that they went on Facebook to complain about the dildos just made it all the funnier.

They were expecting French Vanilla Creamer, Rugs for all door sizes and clean sheets (Only the essentials.) and instead got a box full of dildos.


...and to be fair we don't know those were new dildos people wasted money on. Maybe they were old ones that needed to be replaced.

[Benton]

(01-14-2016, 06:14 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?

hookers, porn stars, doctor's offices, swinger communities, swingers, that guy who has to stick his hand up cow butts and dig out impactions, lawyers, politicians.

[Rotobeast]

(01-14-2016, 09:56 PM)Benton Wrote: hookers, porn stars, doctor's offices, swinger communities, swingers, that guy who has to stick his hand up cow butts and dig out impactions, lawyers, politicians.

Don't forget Midget Bowling !