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[hollodero]

(06-10-2020, 01:45 PM)GMDino Wrote:

OK I might get the others, but how is being a garbage man more dangerous than being a policeman (...or woman)? That, to me, defies all logic and I'm really curious how those many garbage men find their death while collecting trash.

[NATI BENGALS]

(06-11-2020, 01:03 AM)hollodero Wrote: OK I might get the others, but how is being a garbage man more dangerous than being a policeman (...or woman)? That, to me, defies all logic and I'm really curious how those many garbage men find their death while collecting trash.

Only one of those has to juggle restraining a human acting bat shit crazy high on drugs with you better be careful or else you are going to jail for murder for not being nice enough to the maniac who was high on drugs. So you tell me about defies all logic.

[hollodero]

(06-11-2020, 01:37 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: Only one of those has to juggle restraining a human acting bat shit crazy high on drugs with you better be careful or else you are going to jail for murder for not being nice enough to the maniac who was high on drugs. So you tell me about defies all logic.

Damn, read it fourteen times and I still don't quite get it. Language barrier just slayed me there.

[Forever Spinning Vinyl]

(06-11-2020, 02:01 AM)hollodero Wrote: Damn, read it fourteen times and I still don't quite get it. Language barrier just slayed me there.

Yeah, he could have just typed “covfefe” and made just as much sense.

[GMDino]

(06-11-2020, 01:03 AM)hollodero Wrote: OK I might get the others, but how is being a garbage man more dangerous than being a policeman (...or woman)? That, to me, defies all logic and I'm really curious how those many garbage men find their death while collecting trash.

When I saw that the poster shared a link to the numbers behind it but I can't find it.

So here are the top 10 most dangerous jobs for 2019:

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/27/the-10-most-dangerous-jobs-in-america-according-to-bls-data.html

[Vas Deferens]

(06-11-2020, 01:03 AM)hollodero Wrote: OK I might get the others, but how is being a garbage man more dangerous than being a policeman (...or woman)? That, to me, defies all logic and I'm really curious how those many garbage men find their death while collecting trash.

Driving around the streets with cell phone distracted Karen’s. These bitches be cray.

[Dill]

(06-11-2020, 02:01 AM)hollodero Wrote: Damn, read it fourteen times and I still don't quite get it. Language barrier just slayed me there.

I think you were joking. But in case not--

Nominalize the options:

"Only one of those has to juggle

1) restraining-a-human-acting-bat-shit-crazy-high-on-drugs

with

2) you-better-be-careful-or-else-you-are-going-to-jail-for-murder-for-not-being-nice-enough-to-the-maniac-who-was-high-on-drugs.

So you tell me about 'defies-all-logic.'" <-- also nominalized.

Or German-style, turn the nominalized structure into a single word: restrainingahumanactingbatshitcrazyhighondrugs.

[*TheLeonardLeap*]

Spend 4 years making fun of border walls and calling anyone who wants one a racist... first action after "declaring independence"?

Build a wall.

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(06-11-2020, 07:17 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Spend 4 years making fun of border walls and calling anyone who wants one a racist... first action after "declaring independence"?

Build a wall.

Did the wall work?

[GMDino]

(06-11-2020, 07:17 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Spend 4 years making fun of border walls and calling anyone who wants one a racist... first action after "declaring independence"?

Build a wall.

Well, TBF, those people are actually being attacked.  

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[Dill]

(06-12-2020, 10:18 AM)masonbengals fan Wrote:

LOL I think they are blaming him for undoing 60 years of progress in 3 1/2.

Certainly true in foreign policy and environmental regulation. Now he is working on race relations.

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