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(09-08-2018, 09:32 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.
Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
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(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
You saying Kid Rock brought Malaria into Ohio? That son-of-a- well, you know I cant finish it.
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(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
Actually Michigan is best known for being the original pattern for mittens.. That upper peninsula? Just a broken fingernail..
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