Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers

[GMDino]

(01-23-2016, 09:59 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: This just made me laugh because, no shitting you, when I was in high school we had a rash of this in the locker rooms. It started off on the football team, but since it was obviously a member of a small group, it started happening in the regular locker room so as to make it harder to determine the culprit. Happened about twice a week for a semester. I know it was more than one person, because I know at least two of the culprits, but they didn't admit to more that two incidents a piece.

Anyway, this story just made me think about that and have a good laugh.

Don't they have a guy in Ohio who shits on cars that they can't catch?

Yep: found it.

http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/03/police_man_has_pooped_on_and_i.html

Quote:AKRON, Ohio -- A man has wandered the Kenmore neighborhood of Akron pooping on - and inside - at least 19 parked cars during the last three years.


On Tuesday, however, a resident took a photo of a man pooping on his latest car in the 2900 block of Cory Avenue. Police are working to identify him.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the man has mostly targeted residents of the Castle Homes area during the last six months. 
The man on Tuesday pooped on the hood of the car, but Edwards said in other cases he's smeared excrement on door handles. When the car doors were unlocked, the man pooped in the passenger seat of the car. 

Some residents had their car pooped on multiple times, which was the case Tuesday, Edwards said.
In nine of the cases, including once on Jan. 22, the person whose car was pooped on did not want to make a full police report. They instead wanted to alert police patrolling the area.

In the nine other cases before Tuesday, residents reported the incidents to police. 

(01-23-2016, 10:51 PM)Nately120 Wrote: My first college dorm had an anonymous "shower shitter" as well.  

Jebus!  And I thought the guys pissing in the shower were bad!