Trump's First 100 Days

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Quote:Eight weeks of Trump: Everything the President screwed up this week


Welcome to Everything The President Screwed Up This Week, our clumsily-titled new weekly column exploring what Trump’s tiny hands managed to bungle this week.

This column is, and always has been, primarily dedicated to pointing out the ineptitude of President Rotted Pumpkin Face (well, that and d**k jokes).

Having said that, it’s worth pointing out that this was a chaotic week for most of the Republicans.

Paul Ryan had his attempt to ditch Trump in October get leaked, found out 47% of Americans hate him (only?), and drank a terrible pint of Guinness. McCain went full McCarthy and accused Rand Paul of “working for Vladimir Putin”. And, least importantly but somehow most symbolically, Sean Spicer wore his American flagpin upside down.


Add that to a healthcare bill that seems to please nobody and Kellyanne Conway’s new obsession with Microwave cameras, and it looks like the GOP Is going to need some new figureheads real soon. You know that loon who jumped over the White House fence on Friday and ran around for a bit? If he’d stuck around a couple more minutes the Republicans would have made him Secretary of State.

Still, even in a week when everyone else tried their hardest, there’s only one King of Glorious F***-Ups, and he’s in the Oval Office (actually, he’s mostly in Mar-a-largo but whatever). This week, President Trump:

• Got roasted by the Irish Prime Minister
• Told a Pulitzer-prize winning journalist that no-one has ever heard of him.
• Stressed the need for a budget that cuts education, healthcare and housing. Meanwhile…
• Proposed adding $54 billion to America’s bloated defence budget (as I said last week, I’m all in favour of government cuts. But let’s not start with the military not Meals on Wheels).
• Set aside $2.1 billion for his ego wall along the Mexican border (which is about a tenth of what the Department of Homeland Security says it’ll cost).
• Got insulted by McDonalds:
  

• ^Seriously, you know you’re shitty President if you can get people to root for McDonald’s as if they were some plucky underdog. Although, I guess a restaurant selling tasteless slime-meat better than a President who’s a literal pile of tasteless slime-meat.
• Ensured that guests of the Republican Congressional Committee will stay at Trump Towers (thus allowing Trump to pocket some of that sweet taxpayer money)
• Still didn’t change his sh***y haircut