Trump's First 100 Days

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This one is kinda sweet - Trump wants to collect German debts.

Here's the link, or just use this recap. So in 2002, Germany committed to raise defence spending to 2% of the GOP in the following years. This agreement was newly regulated in 2014, when NATO partners committed to said raise until 2024.
Enter Trump. Obviously he ignored the 2014 contract, went back to the 2002 one and calculated how much less than 2% GOP Germany actually spent on defence from there on. He then added interest, because of course. And then flat-out handed Angela Merkel an invoice about a total of 370 billion dollars. She was polite enough to ignore it completely.

Would someone mind telling him that that's not how it works? 
Additionally, we still love you and are quite loyal, but that whole hugging Putin, smearing GB intelligence and threatening Germany with vouchers gets a bit troubling. And in fact, we could need some help and strong partnership to fend off Russian influence right now. So could you gradually stop whatever that is and get a bit serious? Please? In return, we won't make fun of Rex Tillerson's name.