Squirrels

[HarleyDog]

We have a lot and their always creating havoc in my wife’s plants and bird feeder. Just a few weeks ago I started my lawnmower and as I take off, I smell gas. So I look down and I have a huge puddle of gas spewing from the mower. Yep, one of those little guys chewed through my gas line trying to kill me. However, I didn’t think too much of it at the moment because I had to run to the local hardware store and purchase a new one.

Ok, so I’m sitting in my yard drinking a beer by the fire pit and all the sudden a squirrel comes into my yard and he’s low crawling towards me. I’m like, wtf? And yes, he gets pretty close to me and then props up and stares me in the eyes like this:




Holy crap? So I was like:



I will not be intimidated by a squirrel. So, even though he’s probably out front chewing my brake lines to get rid of me, this dog needs to figure out how to win this battle between man & rodent.