Do You Want Zac Taylor Back for Year 3 (Everybody Vote Please)

[Nickslycat]

Pros:

Honestly, can’t think of one.

Cons:

Bypassed all nfl norms. 100% of new coaches proved themselves as a OC/DC or a great college coach.
The dork did not.
Accepted this OL as acceptable. Dork move.
Out coached at every conceivable level. Dork.
Drafted Drew Sample in the 2nd round. Dork move.
Agreed to franchise Green, Dork move.
Ran 5 wide 30% of the time with the worst OL in the league. Dork move.
Got the crown jewel hurt. Dork move.
Cried in his final press conference. Dork move.
Wears his shirts 2 sizes to small. Dork move.
If he didn’t find his wife in high school, he would still be a virgin. King Dork.
Offense finished 30 th in passing, offensive genius,NOT. Dork.
Are the Bengals better now then 2 years ago? Fukk no. Dork.
Is there any hope? Dork.
Will he be back? Yes. Only in Bungleland.