Will Arming them help?

[Destro]

Is that a Hanzo sword?

[Soonerpeace]

(12-19-2024, 07:31 PM)Isaac Curtis: The Real #85 Wrote: And you have won the internet for today.

Definitely 

[Nicomo Cosca]

(12-20-2024, 11:01 AM)Destro Wrote: Is that a Hanzo sword?

Hopefully none of them tells Joe they sold theirs for $250.

[Whatever]

(12-19-2024, 09:08 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I think that you might not understand the custom of QBs getting their OL gifts, as a reward for their protection. Even though some of the PFF grades might not reflect it, this was Burrow's most protected year as a professional. I can't recall the exact numbers, but Ochocinco's posted it in another thread.

Per Pro Football Reference, Joe is currently being pressured on 21.6% of his dropbacks.  League average is 21.7%.

[Truck_1_0_1_]

Absolutely amazing. Super. Friggin'. Amazing. I would be over the moon to have something like this gifted.

So cringe on the reporting though; they are, "Katana," not, "Katana swords," that just shows a complete lack of culture.

Maybe it's just because I love Japan so much, I'm being whiney about it lol

[Truck_1_0_1_]

(12-19-2024, 09:38 PM)Bengalion Wrote: Batmobile... 1600s Katanas... Swimsuit models... Burrow's into some crazy stuff. A pity Bobby Hart and Michael Jordan aren't here to commit sepukku.

???

That's all super cool/nerdy/cultured stuff, if anything, YOU are weird for thinking it's off the wall.

Not everyone is a mindless drone that has to be into the same shit.

As for swimsuit models, if you were in his shoes, you wouldn't explore the world for the type of woman you like best?

[Sled21]

Meanwhile, Brock Purdy got his linemen Sequoya's and Tundra's. Of course, he has a Toyota deal, so he probably got them on the cheap.

[*TheLeonardLeap*]

(12-20-2024, 02:38 AM)bfine32 Wrote: A little more generous than Dan Marino:

I got curious and it turns out Joe Burrow has already been paid nearly 3x as much money in his first 5 years as Dan Marino did in his entire 17 year career.

Those gifts better be better! Lol

[Sled21]

(12-20-2024, 04:10 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: I got curious and it turns out Joe Burrow has already been paid nearly 3x as much money in his first 5 years as Dan Marino did in his entire 17 year career.

Those gifts better be better! Lol

Kind of shows just how stupid salaries have become

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(12-19-2024, 07:40 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: HAHA. This was my first thought. He's trying to tell them, "Protect me, or die with honor!"

Good stuff Harley.

Those are some cool swords as well. I have thought about getting one. Them Japanese know how to make some great blades.

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(12-20-2024, 01:02 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: ???

That's all super cool/nerdy/cultured stuff, if anything, YOU are weird for thinking it's off the wall.

Not everyone is a mindless drone that has to be into the same shit.

As for swimsuit models, if you were in his shoes, you wouldn't explore the world for the type of woman you like best?

Yeah, those swimsuit models are just crazy...

Why would any dude want them around? 

[*Nately120*]

Call me out of touch, but anyone who owned a sword of any type in my experience was a total dorkus malorkus.  I mean damn, what is Joe Burrow's THAC0 with that thing, anyways?

[HarleyDog]

(12-20-2024, 05:55 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Good stuff Harley.

Those are some cool swords as well. I have thought about getting one. Them Japanese know how to make some great blades.

Meh, my Gordon Ramsey cutlery set works fine for me. Although, whenever I use them, I do tend to tell people to F' off! 

[Whatever]

(12-20-2024, 10:32 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Call me out of touch, but anyone who owned a sword of any type in my experience was a total dorkus malorkus.  I mean damn, what is Joe Burrow's THAC0 with that thing, anyways?

I think you're confusing your nerdoms, here.  Katanas indicate Edgelord Anime Mall Ninja Weeb over Stranger Things Basement Dweller D&D Geek.  Strong possibility that Joe prefers Yu-Gi-Oh to Magic:The Gathering, as well.

On another note, katanas were mainly carried as status symbols and used for dueling.  They were more of a "sidearm" when carried on the battlefield.  While some of those blades may have been carried into battle, most likely, they never left their scabbard in such cases.  

[Sled21]

(12-20-2024, 10:32 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Call me out of touch, but anyone who owned a sword of any type in my experience was a total dorkus malorkus.  I mean damn, what is Joe Burrow's THAC0 with that thing, anyways?

Hey now, I own a Confederate Cavalry sword... but just for its historic nature.

[wanga]

Pretty cool from Joe Cool. Awesome work.

[reuben.ahmed]

(12-19-2024, 09:08 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I think that you might not understand the custom of QBs getting their OL gifts, as a reward for their protection. Even though some of the PFF grades might not reflect it, this was Burrow's most protected year as a professional. I can't recall the exact numbers, but Ochocinco's posted it in another thread.

The DL does not deserve a gift let alone salary anyway

[*pally*]

Joe said the guys wanted guns and he said no

[Sled21]

Lee said the coolest thing about it is when people ask him in the future, "What's the deal with that sword on the mantle?" he can say Joe Burrow gave it to him.