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#221
05-30-2016, 11:25 AM
Nick Vigil only has one hand...THE UPPER HAND!
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#222
05-31-2016, 11:29 AM
Nick Vigil doesn't eat sliced bread. He's better than it and has been since before it.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

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#223
06-11-2016, 01:00 PM
If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and Nick Vigil says it's beef, then it's beef!
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#224
06-11-2016, 01:00 PM
When Nick claps his hands twice, the Sun turns off...
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#225
06-24-2016, 11:06 PM
The FEAR of Nick Vigil is so massive, it has its own event horizon.
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#226
07-22-2016, 11:44 AM
Le'veon Bell intentionally misses required drug tests to get suspensions so he doesn't have to get tackled by Nick Vigil.

...you're welcome everyone.
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#227
07-22-2016, 01:33 PM
(07-22-2016, 11:44 AM)Gamma Ray Tan Wrote: Le'veon Bell intentionally misses required drug tests to get suspensions so he doesn't have to get tackled by Nick Vigil.

...you're welcome everyone.

On the other hand, Nick Vigil cannot be tested for drugs as he produces no liquid or solid waste. There is also no way to penetrate his armor like skin to draw blood. He probably doesn't have any anyway.
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#228
07-22-2016, 02:26 PM
Nick Vigil doesn't tackle....they hit the turf willingly when they see him approaching.
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#229
07-22-2016, 02:42 PM
Le'veon Bell seen we drafted Nick Vigil and had a drug relapse due to stress.
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#230
07-22-2016, 07:00 PM
Ran into Nick Vigil today....I'll be out of the hospital next week
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#231
07-22-2016, 09:33 PM
(07-22-2016, 07:00 PM)bonesaw Wrote: Ran into Nick Vigil today....I'll be out of the hospital next week

I'm glad to hear that you'll pull through.  Obviously you were wearing your seat belt.  Was your car totaled?
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07-23-2016, 11:27 AM
(07-22-2016, 09:33 PM)jason Wrote: I'm glad to hear that you'll pull through.  Obviously you were wearing your seat belt.  Was your car totaled?

The car is totaled....but I will get a new Hummer
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07-24-2016, 09:27 AM
(07-23-2016, 11:27 AM)bonesaw Wrote: The car is totaled....but I will get a new Hummer

Sorry..You're gonna need a new tank and even then nobody will insure it against Nick Vigil. There isn't enough money on earth for that!
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#234
07-24-2016, 01:27 PM
(07-22-2016, 01:33 PM)jason Wrote: On the other hand, Nick Vigil cannot be tested for drugs as he produces no liquid or solid waste. There is also no way to penetrate his armor like skin to draw blood. He probably doesn't have any anyway.

Nick Vigil's blood is a PED.
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#235
07-25-2016, 03:50 AM
Nick Vigil can slam a revolving door.
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#236
07-25-2016, 12:48 PM
Nick Vigil never met my wife.

But she is pregnant with his child.
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#237
07-25-2016, 02:03 PM
(07-25-2016, 12:48 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Nick Vigil never met my wife.

But she is pregnant with his child.
On the day he is born, he will instantly be the man of the house.
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07-25-2016, 03:01 PM
(07-25-2016, 12:48 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Nick Vigil never met my wife.

But she is pregnant with his child.

That's not really saying a whole lot about your relationship. You might want to rethink that one.. Coulda been a sperm doner too..fetility clinic , blah blah blah....
For your sake lets just hope Nick and your wife aren't reading this thread alone, together without your presence..
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#239
07-26-2016, 02:52 PM
(07-25-2016, 02:03 PM)jason Wrote: On the day he is born, he will instantly be the man of the house.

And I will be thankful for that honor.
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#240
07-26-2016, 02:54 PM
(07-25-2016, 03:01 PM)grampahol Wrote: For your sake lets just hope Nick and your wife aren't reading this thread alone, together without your presence..

I disagree. I'm trying to set that up.

This is Nick Vigil we are talking about!!! Big Grin
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