Girl, 8, Choked by Man, 33, In Public Restroom

[SteelCitySouth]

(05-19-2016, 04:02 PM)Benton Wrote:

Considering I don't have one and don't have any interest in feeling one, I could be.

Oh....So now you're saying she was choked by some transgender man/woman's foreskin.  Real classy there Benton.

[Griever]

(05-19-2016, 04:32 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: So this thread is about these Spaniards ... Cause all I remember is post after post saying this was not about these people?  And that stories like these were fear mongering .... Now you are saying they are about them?      Ok let's play some Transylvania two step then.   

no one mentioned anything about spaniards

[Vas Deferens]

(05-19-2016, 04:45 PM)Griever Wrote: no one mentioned anything about spaniards

yeah.  someone needs to tell him to stay on topic

[Griever]

stay on topic lucie

[Benton]

(05-19-2016, 04:41 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Oh....So now you're saying she was choked by some transgender man/woman's foreskin.  Real classy there Benton.

Whoa whoa whoa.

I never meant to bring your wife into this.

My apologies.

[Vas Deferens]

(05-19-2016, 04:32 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: So this thread is about these VD's KIDS____ ... Cause all I remember is post after post saying this was not about these people?  And that stories like these were fear mongering .... Now you are saying they are about them?      Ok let's play some Transylvania two step then.   

Stop talking about my children lucie.

[Rotobeast]

(05-19-2016, 04:45 PM)Griever Wrote: no one mentioned anything about spaniards

Because they are to be "unexpected" (and "inquisitive").

[SteelCitySouth]

(05-19-2016, 04:52 PM)Benton Wrote: Whoa whoa whoa.

I never meant to bring your wife into this.

My apologies.

How dare you infer that my children are not circumcised.  outside of the fact that they are both girls, how is this even something you should be worried about.  Shouldn't you be out there checking the package of each person that enters the women's bathroom for that tell tail sign of foreskin?  That way you can pee without fear of the turtleneck bandit.

[*bfine32*]

(05-19-2016, 03:45 PM)Benton Wrote: I don't like turtleneck sweaters.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(05-19-2016, 04:34 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: If you wish to discuss me then make a thread about me.   Instead of derailing every thread with questions about me.   

That wasn't a question about you.

[Vas Deferens]

(05-19-2016, 04:56 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: How dare you infer that my children are not circumcised.  outside of the fact that they are both girls, how is this even something you should be worried about.  Shouldn't you be out there checking the package of each person that enters the women's bathroom for that tell tail sign of foreskin?  That way you can pee without fear of the turtleneck bandit.

He's looking for a space docking partner

[GMDino]

(05-19-2016, 04:32 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: So this thread is about these VAMPIRES... Cause all I remember is post after post saying this was not about these people?  And that stories like these were fear mongering .... Now you are saying they are about them?      Ok let's play some Transylvania two step then.   

[Benton]

(05-19-2016, 04:56 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: How dare you infer that my children are not circumcised.  outside of the fact that they are both girls, how is this even something you should be worried about.  Shouldn't you be out there checking the package of each person that enters the women's bathroom for that tell tail sign of foreskin?  That way you can pee without fear of the turtleneck bandit.

I'm getting confused. I thought it was only your wife who was packing heat, which was what my post was about. Am I to infer from this post that you're married to your daughters? Who, likewise, have yogurt slingers?

That's some Heaven's Gate shit there.

[SteelCitySouth]

(05-19-2016, 05:19 PM)Benton Wrote: I'm getting confused. I thought it was only your wife who was packing heat, which was what my post was about. Am I to infer from this post that you're married to your daughters? Who, likewise, have yogurt slingers?

That's some Heaven's Gate shit there.

Why bring up the third bathroom option if you yourself refuse to use it.  The last time you stood in line at PBS for the bathroom were you not approached by the police for attempting to check the package of the "guy" behind you for fear he may be packing the "Turtleneck"?  Also stop bringing your wife's "enlarged" clitoris into the discussion.  We all know it's really a ****.

[Benton]

(05-19-2016, 05:29 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Why bring up the third bathroom option if you yourself refuse to use it.  The last time you stood in line at PBS for the bathroom were you not approached by the police for attempting to check the package of the "guy" behind you for fear he may be packing the "Turtleneck"?  Also stop bringing your wife's "enlarged" clitoris into the discussion.  We all know it's really a ****.

In fairness, he spoke with a Londonstanian accent. From the large amount of imported porn I watch (strictly for research for work), I'm fairly aware that most Londonstanians are packing turtlenecks.

I explained that to the officer once he stopped hitting me.

[Rotobeast]

(05-19-2016, 05:29 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Also stop bringing your wife's "enlarged" clitoris into the discussion.  We all know it's really a *himalayan jellyfish*

[Bengalzona]

This thread didn't just get derailed, it hopped back on and went the opposite way.

[Benton]

(05-19-2016, 06:49 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: This thread didn't just get derailed, it hopped back on and went the opposite way.

But enough about your love life.

[Bengalzona]

(05-19-2016, 06:57 PM)Benton Wrote: But enough about your love life.

Clearly, you've been hanging Around SCS too much.