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Draft Day 2025!!! |
Posted by: pally - 04-24-2025, 12:37 PM - Forum: JUNGLE NOISE
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I don't think I have ever seen us go into a draft with so many different directions to go in the first round. It may all depend on how the board falls and what trade bait may be out there for us to pick up more picks
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Upcoming team dates |
Posted by: pally - 04-20-2025, 07:01 PM - Forum: JUNGLE NOISE
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Bengals Offseason Workout Schedule
First Day: April 21
Rookie Minicamp: May 9
OTA Offseason Workouts: May 27-29, June 2-4
Mandatory Minicamp: June 10-12
and of course the draft starts Thursday
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Al Golden and the Coke Machine at Work |
Posted by: samhain - 04-17-2025, 10:12 PM - Forum: JUNGLE NOISE
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At some point in my life, I drank soda. I was caffeine dependent before the era of energy drinks and high-test prescriptions like Adderall and Provigil were more commonplace as productivity enhancers. Been awhile, as you can tell.
I also was lazy and a crappy grocery shopper, therefore I ended up wasting a lot of money in vending machines buying soda. Sometimes Diet Dew. Sometimes Diet Coke. maybe the real deal occasionally.
One evening, I put the money in as I had a hundred times. I hit the selection button. Unlike in previous encounters, the once trusty machine before me failed to reciprocate my generosity. No caffeine and also no buck 25 to boot. I was pissed and tired.
A few hours later, a co-worker came into the break room. He had to wedge his foot in the door to open it. Why? Because he had about 7 bottles of various caffeinated beverages in his arms. Apparently he had the courage to tip the machine (he was a bigger fella) and facilitate and end to the carbonated constipation.
Why is this being posted on a Bengals forum? I'll tell you. You deserve that much.
The Bengals have approached the defense like a backed up pop machine this offseason. They didn't put money into a different machine to get the things that never came out of their own. They just want what they've already paid for in draft capital. They want the first round DB they drafted in Dax Hill to dislodge itself. They want the first round DE they blew a pick on in Murphy to come rolling out of the open slot. They'd also like to get the second rounders like CTB and Turner to follow. Same with DTs like Jackson and Jenkins. They just can't stand the idea that they aren't getting those dollar bills and quarters out of the vending machine. They want to rewrite a story that may have already been told.
Is Al the gifted co-worker that comes along to punch, kick, or tip the machine? Will an entire defense worth of NFL talent suddenly roll out?
I feel like this is a really unusual approach for a team to take. Normally when a coach is fired, a decent part of the unit they coached goes with them to be replaced by the new coach's guys. This has been minimal so far.
Was Lou so far gone that he was sitting there willfully dying of thirst rather than giving the machine a sharp kick in the junk? No idea.
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Au165 & KillerGoose - 2025 HOF Inductees |
Posted by: Bengalholic - 04-16-2025, 07:16 PM - Forum: JUNGLE NOISE
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We are happy to announce AU and Goose as our 2025 HOF inductees.
Both are outstanding long time members and contributors...providing solid, respectful and thoughtful content in multiple forums.
Congrats to both of you. It was earned!
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Do We Need Guards As Much As I'm Thinking? |
Posted by: BFritz21 - 04-15-2025, 07:17 PM - Forum: JUNGLE NOISE
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We made the Super Bowl and AFC Championship game and we barely missed the playoffs last year, all with horrible offensive lines.
Burrow killed it behind bad offensive lines, so I've been wanting us to sell out to protect Burrow because we can even outscore teams with a bad defense, but we can't do anything if we can't move the ball and score.
I see sites saying that we need help in the IOL, but some mock drafts have us ignoring the IOL early or all together.
Will Peters be able to coach our guards enough to be serviceable?
Will we draft a guard early?
Will we find any in free agency after cuts start happening?
Is my fear about our guard play justified?
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